Friday, November 03, 2006


i love this picture haha















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Yes, about my family...

yesterday i was sitting on my comfortable chair working on my essay with my room door flung wide open, my mom walked by, looked at me, said something i don't remember then started walking into my room towards me. during the few seconds of her approaching closer to me, i was thinking of a few reasons of WHY she kept walking towards me- a) do i smell bad? b) is my hair messy? c) is my room messy? d) does it seem like i'm looking at inappropriate images on my computer screen? i.e. celebrity in bikinis HAHAHA ok not funny

let's rewind a bit
first of all, it's not that weird for a mom to walk closer to you so i don't know why i was casting so much "doubts" haha
second of all, a)-d) was not possible because i just took a shower and i was working on my essay so i wasn't looking at celeb sites. actualy a) is possible coz i smell in a non smell-able way, more l ike "haha you suck/smell" kind of smell haha just kidding okay i'm kiddding too much

now back to my story
my heart was racing every step my mom took
you know what she did?
she pinched my flabby stomach and said, "hey when did you get this?"
...as if i just purchased a piece of lard and inserted into my rock hard abs region
i heavily struck my mom's arms and said, "OMG I ALWAYS HAD IT JEEZ"
and then my mom said, "I never knew you had fat in your belly, i always thought you had a flat stomach"

okay....in my dreams

It's weird because i ALWAYS had flabs in my stomach, i AM the bagel belly, like ALWAYS, it took mom 20 years to finally notice on a sunny day.
sorry, 21 years.
darn i'm old.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
your mom is awesomely funny hah

Anonymous said...

that's such a beautiful photograph!

Anonymous said...

first of all, i want to tell you that you are beautiful! Don't listen to lies, parents are like that sometimes. my mom does that all the time to me. but it is such a lie. you are beautiful because when the Lord looks at you, he sees himself!! that is why you are beautiful!!! so i love you, and please don't focus on you stomach, weight, blah. but turn your eyes upon the lord and see what he sees or better yet, who he sees in you--Christ! how can he not be beautiful? :)

Anonymous said...

first of all, i want to tell you that you are beautiful! Don't listen to lies, parents are like that sometimes. my mom does that all the time to me. but it is such a lie. you are beautiful because when the Lord looks at you, he sees himself!! that is why you are beautiful!!! so i love you, and please don't focus on you stomach, weight, blah. but turn your eyes upon the lord and see what he sees or better yet, who he sees in you--Christ! how can he not be beautiful? :)