J.LO.

i always update my blog at the most untimely hours.
like now at the wee small hour of the morning...1:30am, when i should be sleeping...i'm updating
i just couldn't help it.

SO.
Today after i got off the subway, i proceeded to the bus stop of the steeles 53B bus. I usually placate myself at a very strategic cart so that once i got off the train, i'm exactly by the stairs so i can zoom upstairs to the bus stop and be the first one to line up. (I just like getting my favourite spot in the bus). It's always the same procedure...the ordinary life of a commuter geek. anyway... Today was somewhat different, because while i was walking up those torturous steps up to the ground level, i saw this girl...
The girl was wearing EXTRA tight pants. WHITE tight pants. I'm not just talking about TIGHT, they looked like her SKIN. It was WHITE. I wasn't exactly "checking her out" but it was THIN material, so thin that i saw her skin colour THROUGH the pants. Worst of all she was wearing a short jacket, so the buttocks was fully exposed, through the white, thin, skin tight pants. Let me just emphasize again the tightness of the pants. There was absolutely NO fabric material that was hanging lose, the girl probably painted those pants on the legs. While she was walking up the steps, a man was RIGHT behind her. You know when you're walking up stairs with a person behind you their faces are directly facing the butt? so i watched the girl's butt jiggle around when the guy's face was PLASTERED on the butt, focussed on it's wave-like motions. When she was on flat ground, i couldn't help but stare at her pants, I kept asking myself, "is she wearing underwear?" while it was jiggling around. each step she took was like a big rumble wave throughout her leg, then up to the butt....so awkward, yet it was such a capturing spectacle. Like many guys i noticed around me, we were all staring at a girl's jello bum.

So the staring and the questions in my head slowed me down...
and i wasn't the first in line...
but i still got my favourite spot. YAY!

ok i cant' believe i just wasted 20 minutes of my precious sleep time to inform ppl about a girl with white tight pants. joy.