time to update
some subway stories...how exciting...
On friday, on my way downown, in the subway, i saw this guy who was reading the newspaper, and next to him sat this woman...i don't think they knew each other.
So the guy was rudely spreading out the paper, flipping the pages, as if he was reading it at home in front of the kitchen table or something. His legs were crossed and he was "ngun"-ing his foot too. THe woman next to him looked SOO annoyed, it was hilarious, she kept on giving him the cut eye, and kept on looking at him and nodding her head. FUnny thing was the guy didn't even see that her nod her head b/c the paper was covering everything.
Then she started going "tsk tsk"...hahha
So about a month ago, i was doing my "usual" thing of taking the bus to school in the morning...(usually i take it during the rush hour, so busses are really packed, but there are occasions when there would be 3 busses going the same way at hte same time, and that's when the busses have a lot of seats in them.) So that day was one of those special days when there were seats on the bus i got on. The bus filled up quickly and after 2 or 3 stops there were only one or two seats right across my row. Anwyay this lady was sitting there, i watched 3 people who when they first got on the bus, sat next to her. But then all three of them moved to other seats after sitting next to her for less than a minute. It had to be BO or whatever....
THing is, i felt SOO bad for the lady, because she looked a little "embarassed" and insulted. It's part a bus "etiquette" to not move around when you sit next to a person. It's like saying "eww you're nasty, i dont want to sit with you", to the person you moved away from.
Don't do it, i really just wanted to go over there to sit next to her to make her feel better, but i dind't want to risk smelling BO hahaha.
2 comments:
the mark of being a Christian sometimes calls to smelling like bo :P
haha,i know wat you mean gendu... but yes. i agree. i would not want to risk smelling the B.O. because it may be substantially worse for you to sit beside someone and to only have you look as if though you are about to throw up due to a foul and sour stench leaking up into the very depths of your nostrils, and then proceed to throw up on the person's armpits from which their B.O. is coming from. then that stench would take over, and then no one would want to sit beside you, and eVEN WORSE, the person with B.O. would walk away from YOU and be disgusted. then, your entire plan has failed. the end.
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