So i'm sitting right in front of my computer right now, with gloobs of honey&aspirin on my face. My room is messy (as usual), however this time, quite unbearably narstay. I just received an email from a friend sending me a link of my blog post from 2 years ago. It got me thinkin'
...Guess what?
I want to start blogging again.
I actually wrote a blog post last week but I never posted it up b/c my anger faded. haha It was an angry post.
So anyway, the reason why I wrote that there are gloobs of honey & aspirin on my face is because I do indeed have gloobs of honey and aspirin on my face. (i ain't lying yo)
I care more about my face now, there has been changes in my life. Things are different nowadays, afterall it has been quite a while since I've blogged.
Let's talk about physical changes.
My face has zits. like FULL of zits. it's kind of nasty, and it's annoying because I am not eating that badly, but stupid hormones just have to get the best of me. You suck hormones. You suck aging.
I think i have wrinkles too. I'm gettin' old, soon my teeth will all rot away and I will have no teeth.
I'm gettin' fat, it pours out of my pants once I button it up. The cup is full 100%.
I got braces! I'm a brace face! I get weird things stuck in my teeth and when I eat curry it stains the bands and i look like i have yellow teeth! Today I was using my tongue to feel the wires and it got stuck, i literally had to yank it out with my hands. It was a scary ordeal.
I get so tired easily. All i want to do when I get home nowadays is fly to my bed and squeeze in any time I've got to nap. It's 9:07 right now and I just want to sleep. Sleep sleep sleep. The five letter word s-l-e-e-p turns me on more than any hot guys on earth.
Now now, let's see about other changes.
*sleep*
My body beckons me to rest now. I shall continue tomorrow. goodbye!
hahaha (how anticlimactic)
2 comments:
i'm glad there are things that turn you on. such as a self induced coma.
you got braces?!
that's sooooo cool!
who's your orthodontist?!
is he hot?
i was in love with my orthodontist. you have to choose a good one that has silky smooth nose hairs because you have to stare up into his nostrils for like.. 5 years.
HAHA
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